I have no idea what animal these antlers came from. They seem crazy, like a mistake in growth, like what the Elephant man had. I think I look sad, though I’m happy right now. It’s my favorite sweater, and a favorite sweater kind of day. I hate the wood paneling but replacing it will cost more than $5,000. Everything for the house costs more than $5,000. I think it’s cute my husband wants to sell a piece of roadkill. Sometimes I think it’s only him and me who laugh at the same things.