Ladies and Demons!
~THE DEER CHILD~
ZYGMUNT WOJTEK
and his Sole Companion
~the COUNTING RAVEN~
FROM THE MIRACULOUS SIGHTING AND REHABILITATION MADE BY DR CALEB KENYA
PREMIERE TOUR OF THE AMERICAS
Towne of Shitterton
Society Against the Annexation of Texas
Central Plaza
Dominion Hall
Grand Ballroom
Stage Right
Behind the Curtains
SEE the LIVING DEER CHILD, the 7 year-old Polack boy raised by deer!
Medical marvel, Nature’s Authentic Son of a Buck
HEAR HIM SPEAK THE QUEEN’S TOUNGE
WATCH THE COUNTING RAVEN CALCULATE THE 20% GRATUITY AND DIVIDE UP THE BILL AROUND THE TABLE AND EVEN ASK LESS FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T GET DRINKS
“… ‘Deer Child’ is the loneliest of all Children, having been growing some antlers out of his head, and will demonstrate to all the evils of the Annexation of TEXAS” — Dr. F, Medical, Scientific and Learned EXPLORER, President of the Society Against The Annexation of TEXAS
~Viewings Daily~
Afternoons two and a half to five and a half o’clock
Evenings seven to nine o’clock and a half
Admission 6 cents
NO WAITING