“Ready? Ok!!” by People Holding

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Just kidding! These are NOT our new poms. Gotcha, guys. This is the first item donated to our annual auction ahead of the Exposition Competition, 2014. People! This is it, the beginning of the race. Get in on the ground floor with this effort, and I promise you we won’t let you down. I’ll hang myself in my dorm room closet before I will let you down. I’ve been growing my hair out for this. Senior year is already feeling right. Head to my toes. Especially in between.

Ok!!

We have a long way to go, Moosewood Students and respected faculty, send in your gently used goods to Mary-Lee or myself and we’ll make sure it enters the auction and the proceeds go toward uniforms. No, it’s ok! They’ve been switched to 100% cotton already! And haters can hate about ONE uniform I happened to ruin on the camping trip, in the tents in the night, and many have ostracized me. Entry fees, because some of you guys, present and alumni, still owe fees for last year’s Exposition Competition. We won, I got an abortion one week later, and you wouldn’t pay for your tickets and wouldn’t look me in the eyes for one month.

 

Ok, we’re past all of that. And we know Dr. Robert, our physical therapist, there’s his retainer. And the 2014 Summer Mixer. Holla!

Happy Bidding!

GO M O O S E W O O D S ! ! !

John 8:7 “And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, ‘Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.’”

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