“DEER CHILD” by People Holding

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Ladies and Demons!

~THE DEER CHILD~
ZYGMUNT WOJTEK
and his Sole Companion
~the COUNTING RAVEN~

FROM THE MIRACULOUS SIGHTING AND REHABILITATION MADE BY DR CALEB KENYA

PREMIERE TOUR OF THE AMERICAS

Towne of Shitterton
Society Against the Annexation of Texas
Central Plaza
Dominion Hall
Grand Ballroom
Stage Right
Behind the Curtains

 

SEE the LIVING DEER CHILD, the 7 year-old Polack boy raised by deer!
Medical marvel, Nature’s Authentic Son of a Buck

HEAR HIM SPEAK THE QUEEN’S TOUNGE

WATCH THE COUNTING RAVEN CALCULATE THE 20% GRATUITY AND DIVIDE UP THE BILL AROUND THE TABLE AND EVEN ASK LESS FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T GET DRINKS

“… ‘Deer Child’ is the loneliest of all Children, having been growing some antlers out of his head, and will demonstrate to all the evils of the Annexation of TEXAS” — Dr. F, Medical, Scientific and Learned EXPLORER, President of the Society Against The Annexation of TEXAS

~Viewings Daily~

Afternoons two and a half to five and a half o’clock
Evenings seven to nine o’clock and a half

Admission 6 cents
NO WAITING

 

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